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Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . .


Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by PrinceHarry on 08-25-04 20:46


When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
you look for?

I have thought she's imagining it but it's persisted and doctors do
not seem to believe her.


Re: Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by Alan Mackenzie on 08-25-04 23:24


PrinceHarry wrote on 25 Aug 2004 20:46:37 -0700:
> When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
> pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
> you look for?

> I have thought she's imagining it but it's persisted and doctors do
> not seem to believe her.

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
that riggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! She swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that riggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat.
Fancy that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that riggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

..
..
..

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse.
She died, of course!

--
Alan Mackenzie (Munich, Germany)
Email: aacm@muuc.dee; to decode, wherever there is a repeated letter
(like "aa"), remove half of them (leaving, say, "a").


Re: Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by me@privacy.net on 08-26-04 01:16


On 25 Aug 2004 20:46:37 -0700, princeharry@mail.com (PrinceHarry)
wrote:

>When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
>pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
>you look for?

A Doctor

>I have thought she's imagining it but it's persisted and doctors do
>not seem to believe her.

Then look for another Doctor


Re: Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by J. David Anderson on 08-26-04 02:50


PrinceHarry wrote:
> When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
> pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
> you look for?

Sigourney Weaver?

Regards


David


Re: Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by Harvey R. Stone on 08-26-04 06:17





> PrinceHarry wrote:
> > When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
> > pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
> > you look for?
> Sigourney Weaver?
> Regards
> David

Now,,,, that was funny.
Thanks for the laugh
Harv
>



Re: Pinching, Grinding, Crawling Around inside the body . . . . -- Posted by Buhda on 08-26-04 03:41


Has she visited any tropical places...like south america/SE asia? There are
some biting flies that will lay eggs which then develop in the human body.


"PrinceHarry" wrote in message
news:4850bff3.0408251946.49ff3b83@posting.google.com...
> When someone complains all the time that she feels something is
> pinching, grinding, moving/crawling around inside her body, what do
> you look for?
>
> I have thought she's imagining it but it's persisted and doctors do

> not seem to believe her.


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