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if you are obese you will be put in head first


if you are obese you will be put in head first -- Posted by tigerlilly@privacy.net.org.com on 07-26-05 20:45


The operator lines up the cataflaque with the mouth of the cremator, stands well
back, presses a button, and you are slid into the cremator. You will probably
go feet first. However, if you are obese you will be put in head first because
of the amount of fat that you have to burn. Going in head first helps with the
drainage. The cremator door closes. The flame port - a giant blow torch
nozel sitting above your chest - blasts your coffin with a 2800 degrees F jet of
flame.



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