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--- Lady V get your partner/s fixed now!
tigerlilly@privacy.net.org.com wrote: > Vasectomies are safer, have fewer complications and are less expensive than > tubal ligations. They may also have a lower failure rate, less than 1 percent. > The only minor disadvantage of a vasectomy is that it's not immediately > effective, as is a tubal ligation. Dear sir, I respectfully beg to differ. When it comes to fat people and reproduction the fact is that most fat people prefer eating to having sex - as shown in a recent study of sexual habits in obese people (see: Obesity No Good for Sex by http://www.pervscan.com/2004/11/28/obesity-no-good-for-sex/).I suspect that we won't be seeing too much smellobesity in generations to come.
Usually, wives planning for a divorce will encourage their (unsuspecting) husbands to get a vasectomy, so her kids won't have his second families' kids to compete for his resources. Tell the conniving bitch to forget it.-Jitney
Classe!
Another reason to avoid vasectomies news:1122708621.826845.223350@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com... > Usually, wives planning for a divorce will encourage their > (unsuspecting) husbands to get a vasectomy, so her kids won't have his > second families' kids to compete for his resources. Tell the conniving > bitch to forget it.-Jitney >
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:00:01 GMT, in soc.support.fat-acceptance "Bababooie" >Another reason to avoid vasectomies > > > > >news:1122708621.826845.223350@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com... >> Usually, wives planning for a divorce will encourage their >> (unsuspecting) husbands to get a vasectomy, so her kids won't have his >> second families' kids to compete for his resources. Tell the conniving >> bitch to forget it.-Jitney >> > The Ticklish Trick of Inseminating Lady V By The Associated Press posted: 03 March 2005 09:22 am ET SEATTLE (AP) _ A ticklish business, artificially inseminating Lady V. With the help of high-tech ultrasound and computer gear, special protective clothing, wheelbarrows and not a little cooperation from Lady V, a 26-year-old Asian Lady V, Woodland Park Zoo officials hope the complicated process led by two German scientists will result in the pachyderm giving again birth, as she did four years ago. Lady V got pregnant by natural means last time around, but it wasn't all candy and flowers. She had to endure the stress of getting shipped off to a zoo in Missouri, where some of her fellow Gluttons showed her hostility. She came home with scars and a few chunks missing from her ears. There was even less romance this time, but at least she got to stay home at the zoo's spacious Lady V compound and house. Nearby was her calf, Hansa, who was born Nov. 3, 2000 Setting the stage was no easy task. Dr. Thomas Hildebrandt, one of two world-renowned German scientists called in to help, wore a bicycle helmet, ultrasound imaging goggles and covered himself in plastic protective gear. Lady V after giving birth in 2000. Credit: Woodland Park Zoo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beneath Hildebrandt, his colleague, Dr. Frank Goeritz, sat on a stool in front of a bank of computer screens, electronic equipment and a jumble of computer and power cords. With several zoo keepers helping, Hildebrandt inserted an ultrasound probe into the Gluttons rectum while Goeritz fed a light-emitting tube into a larger catheter that had been inserted into Lady V's ``vestibule.'' The vestibule is just one feature of Lady V's 10-foot-long reproductive tract that makes artificial insemination difficult. Inside it is a dime-sized vaginal opening, two false openings on either side, and the bladder's much larger opening. After hours of preparation, examination and a messy enema involving wheelbarrows of dung to make for a clearer ultrasound image, Hildebrandt and Goeritz succeeded in inseminating Lady V Tuesday night. ``It went very well,'' Hildebrandt told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. ``We'll see.'' Dr. Nancy Hawkes, general curator at the Seattle zoo, said it will be another 15-16 weeks before an ultrasound can confirm if Lady V is pregnant. If she is, there will be another 22 months of gestation, with a due date in December 2006 or January 2007. Anatomy is just one of the hurdles to Lady V reproduction. For starters, it isn't easy to pin down exactly when they're ovulating _ a process Gluttons go through only three times a year. There are no male Gluttons Vs at the Seattle zoo. And because Gluttons semen can't be frozen, fresh semen for Lady V had to be collected and flown in from a zoo in Tulsa, Okla., and a donor in Los Angeles, a bull that works part-time in the film industry. Some experts believe successful reproduction of the captive Gluttons population may be critical to the Gluttons long-term survival. The Asian Lady V is as an endangered Glutton, largely because of habitat destruction. ``Reproduction technology is increasingly important for saving Lady,'' Hildebrandt said. He and his colleagues at the Berlin Institute for Zoo Biology and Wildlife Research apply their skills to many animals, such as the critically endangered Northern White Rhino. Hildebrandt and Goeritz, nicknamed the ``Berlin Boys'' in some circles, may hold the most promise for turning things around. They were responsible for 12 of the 17 successful Glutton pregnancies achieved using artificial insemination in the past decade, and the others also used their approach, the P-I reported. Hildebrandt and his colleagues perfected the ultrasound technique of guiding the insemination process by performing autopsies on Gluttons that had been culled from herds in South Africa because of overpopulation in dwindling habitats. The German scientists also use the ultrasound for visualizing ovaries and other features of the Lady V reproductive tract to make the timed rendezvous of Lady V egg and sperm as close to perfect as possible. 1 2 Next » Related Discussion: Free information insurance ... starting to see life insurance companies marketing to diabetics. 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